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This Basic 6 inch Lifelike Lover has been designed to please with 6 sensual inches of insertable goodness. A bulging head and textured shaft with rock-hard raised veins mean it’s ready to become your new best bedfellow. Let the fir…

This Basic 6 inch Lifelike Lover has been designed to please with 6 sensual inches of insertable goodness. A bulging head and textured shaft with rock-hard raised veins are ready to become your newest, best bed fellow. Let the firm head …

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Unleash these 8 inches into your bedroom and you’ll never look back. With its every considerable inch lined with veins, long hard and satisfying is the name of the game. Use the strong suction cup and let yourself enjoy its lusciou…

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